Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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