Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
