How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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