so that wasnt chicken after all
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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