I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
