There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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