normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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