Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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