we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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