He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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