the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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