i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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