marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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