Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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