Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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