So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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