sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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