You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
