What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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