I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
