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Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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