We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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