so explain again why im purple
no
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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