Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
