you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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