Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
do herpes really smell.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
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