6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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