talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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