That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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