i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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