I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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