Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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