as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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