im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
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