I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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