Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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