I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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