And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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