How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
