You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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