Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
