I'm gonna have a badass scar
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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