Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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