stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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