Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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