i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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