Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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