can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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