my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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