Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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