So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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