awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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