if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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