just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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