Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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