the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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